Karan Vs Koran Vs Kiran ... An ENCOUNTER

A north indian youth, Hindi Movie Fan, always so excited, gets into a conversation with old man who is Muslim Priest ( Sheikh ). So...whaatz the programme? ... here we go


Youth:
Do you like Koffee with Koran?

Sheikh:
I like coffee only after koran.

Youth:
what is life without the messages from Koran.

Sheikh:
yes!!! koran messages can never be missed.

Youth:
I dont miss Star tv. Wah!! wonderful presentations from koran

Sheikh:
I dont miss any channels that tell about koran.

Youth:
I dont know how many times, but many times i keep watching.

Sheikh:
i watch it atleast 5 times a day.

Youth:
I came to know about koran, when i was 16 years old. when did you came to know about koran?

Sheikh:
I know about it from childhood itself.

Youth:
Always family subject, and very useful to take care of my family.

Sheikh:
yeah!! it tells a lot about morals in life. good for taking care of my family also.

Youth:
No wonderful fight sequences. So at times, boring.

Sheikh:
whether boring or not, there shouldn't be any encouragement for fighting, so it is wonderful for me.

Youth:
Subjects are Always with big shots only. good to watch.

Sheikh:
Though big shots happen....., basically it doesn't emphasize on misleading a man.


Youth:
When released in major places, huge crowd comes

Sheikh:
That too, in mecca, very huge crowd comes to listen and worship using it.




Youth:
Should hav understood the story and spirit of Black [ the movie ] and followed it and took it?


Sheikh:
Our women, understand the spirit of Black and always prefer it, follow it.


Youth:
that too when rani mukherjee, kajol comes with Sharukh Khan, superb yaaa!!! kuch kuch hota hai

Sheikh:
whaaat!!!! who is rani mukherjee and where koran tells about it?



Youth:
havent you seen kuch kuch hota hai movie, and kareena kapoor in Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham?

Sheikh:
are you talking about koran or something else?



Youth:
what yaar, right from the beginning i am talking about koran and movies like "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" by koran, Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham" by Koran, Star TV Koffee with Koran. whom are you talking about?

Sheikh:
Koran, Sacred book, used for worship.


Youth { understands that situation has turned worse }:
is it soooo? Anyway all subjects, messages,information for good.
Hum Aaapke Hain Kaun???
ESCAPEEEE.

[thinking in mind..why the old man thought about koran when i am telling about Koran Johar? ]

The youth didnt knew it was karan johar, whom he was talking about. WIthin couple of minutes, suddenly...heart broken youth Comes back with fire..... I mean he was like a man on fire.
Youth:
Can you tell me what is the address of Osama Bin Laden? Tell me..Tell me...Telllllllll
Sheikh:
ESCAPEEEEEEEEE















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