Onam Special...Jetli and Thangarbachaan..a Pallikudam Conversation

Jetli:
Whatz so special about Pallikudam, ur latest tamil film release?
Thangarbachaan :
Viewers appreciated it as novel experience,wonderful screenplay,nice acting and concept. Everybody felt that it took them back to their school days.

Jetli:
Why viewers call it a Thriller also?
Thangarbachaan :
Bcoz, I acted in the movie. In india , big screens you know.

Jetli:
Why do you go back to your old school?
Thangarbachaan :
[(thinking in mind....)There is nobody in that school, thatz why]
jetli you see, bcoz i am a alumni. Why do you go back to your old school?

Jetli:
I go back to school for personal reasons such as breaking of benches
You know my movies isnt it?
Thangarbachaan:
yes yes. very peaceful, sentimental stories.

Jetli:
Why do you have so much hair in your head. No time for men's beauty parlour?
Thangarbachaan:
Why do you have so much real estate in your head, and in the middle only a small thread like hair.?

Jetli:
It is a prestige issue for me.Something is better than nothing. thatz why.
Thangarbachaan:
It is a prestige issue for me. They are doing some research with my hair.
((Thinking in mind)who will pay the debt to parlour?)


Jetli:
Just now i saw a flash news, Sanjay Dutt released for some time. Wah!!! He appears smart with his hair neatly trimmed.
Thangarbachan:
Just for hair trimming reasons and all, do you expect me to go to jail?. No chance.

Jetli:
You appear like Navjot Singh Sidhu. Are you his fan?
Thangarbachaan:
I like chaya singh, gracy singh, punjabi dhaba singh. But not navjot singh. I dont like his sidhuism. see this sidhuism quote...is so crazy and terrifying:
"Experience is like a comb that gives you life when you are bald."

Jetli:
yes yes. very terrifying and scary.
Thangarbachaan:
Understood!!! hmmm thats better. keep up the good work.

Jetli:
Did you know that King Kong movie is about you?
Thangarbachaan :
How do you say that.

Jetli:
King Kong movie- Lots of bananas , a triangular love story and it is everything about you.
Thangarbachaan:
oh!! is it??? hmmmm. Did you know that "Dunkston Checks In" movie, a block buster hit, is about you?

Jetli:
How???? How????
Thangarbachaan:
Why so many how....Dont scare me with your butler english.
In "Dunkston checks in", Lots of icecreams, and only flying, jumping, no walking. Everything is about you.
Why do you always jump from trees to trees in fight sequences.

Jetli:
[(Thinking in mind..)If i come down, many producers will ask me to settle the debts]
bcoz i like tender coconuts. Gods must be crazy.
Thangarbachaaan:
yeah!!! Gods must be crazy.

Jetli:
SAME BLOOD????
Thangarbachaan:
Paasakaara man daa nee. SAME BLOOD!!! hmmm.

In india , Onam is going to be celebrated in Kerala state in gr8 fashion. Why dont you come here?

Jetli:
whatz special ?
Thangarbachaan:
Banana chips, banana sweet, banana payasam. why dont you visit here for a recipe - onum.
I already started.











Jetli:
well..well...thinking of the.... india climate...
Thangarbachaan:
stop!!! dont worry about money. I will take care. you come here first. we will eat well. Boat riding is wonderful here. So after eating well, we will do social service in india (
part time job ) by riding the boats.
where are you now?
Jetli:
you are my best friend.I am in the eastern part of kerala.
Thangarbachaan:
yeah!! a world bank customer i am. I am in the western part of kerala. Ok we will meet at Ernakulam.