Showing posts with label chat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chat. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Karan Vs Koran Vs Kiran ... An ENCOUNTER

A north indian youth, Hindi Movie Fan, always so excited, gets into a conversation with old man who is Muslim Priest ( Sheikh ). So...whaatz the programme? ... here we go


Youth:

Do you like Koffee with Koran?

Sheikh:

I like coffee only after koran.

Youth:
what is life without the messages from Koran.

Sheikh:

yes!!! koran messages can never be missed.

Youth:

I dont miss Star tv. Wah!! wonderful presentations from koran

Sheikh:

I dont miss any channels that tell about koran.

Youth:
I dont know how many times, but many times i keep watching.

Sheikh:

i watch it atleast 5 times a day.

Youth:

I came to know about koran, when i was 16 years old. when did you came to know about koran?

Sheikh:
I know about it from childhood itself.


Youth:

Always family subject, and very useful to take care of my family.

Sheikh:

yeah!! it tells a lot about morals in life. good for taking care of my family also.


Youth:

No wonderful fight sequences. So at times, boring.

Sheikh:

whether boring or not, there shouldn't be any encouragement for fighting, so it is wonderful for me.

Youth:
Subjects are Always with big shots only. good to watch.

Sheikh:

Though big shots happen....., basically it doesn't emphasize on misleading a man.



Youth:
When released in major places, huge crowd comes

Sheikh:

That too, in mecca, very huge crowd comes to listen and worship using it.




Youth:
Should hav understood the story and spirit of Black [ the movie ] and followed it and took it?


Sheikh:

Our women, understand the spirit of Black and always prefer it, follow it.


Youth:

that too when rani mukherjee, kajol comes with Sharukh Khan, superb yaaa!!! kuch kuch hota hai

Sheikh:
whaaat!!!! who is rani mukherjee and where koran tells about it?




Youth:
havent you seen kuch kuch hota hai movie, and kareena kapoor in Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham?

Sheikh:

are you talking about koran or something else?




Youth:

what yaar, right from the beginning i am talking about koran and movies like "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" by koran, Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham" by Koran, Star TV Koffee with Koran. whom are you talking about?

Sheikh:

Koran, Sacred book, used for worship.


Youth { understands that situation has turned worse }:
is it soooo? Anyway all subjects, messages,information for good.
Hum Aaapke Hain Kaun???
ESCAPEEEE.

[thinking in mind..why the old man thought about koran when i am telling about Koran Johar? ]

The youth didnt knew it was karan johar, whom he was talking about. WIthin couple of minutes, suddenly...heart broken youth Comes back with fire..... I mean he was like a man on fire.
Youth:
Can you tell me what is the address of Osama Bin Laden? Tell me..Tell me...Telllllllll
Sheikh:
ESCAPEEEEEEEEE
















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Monday, July 30, 2007

Hollywood edition- Nandu trip to India..an emotional conversation



no loose motion...only emotional......conversation...
Regarding nandu, a chat involving Indian beauties and Varutha padaatha vaalibar Sangam


It was already assumed that when nandu comes to india, he will speak like bombay heroin. He knows and understands tamil only a little bit..like that ( konjam Konjam theriyum)
so...a Hollywood edition of chat....with subtititles in Tamil and English for nandu & his English loving fans....

"Sangam head is vadivelu stallone...( Sylvester Stallone)
You for mistake....
singgggg in the rain, i wanna singggg in the rain.
more in the rain, i wanna more in the rain..
"

Beauties says:
nandu? who are you man? ( Padaiyappa style )
Sangam says:
about nandu....
Tamil : ahvar peiru....ahthai, naan yein yen vaaayaala sollittu..haiyo haiyo
English: his name...oh shit, i didnt expect to tell his name by my mouth...oh god..oh god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9MYLzJEpE
Beauties says:
purpose of visit?
Sangam says:
There are many important reasons for the visit. But apart from that..a small reason is there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9sHR4ZrhKc
Tamil : shumma dhamaashu dhamaashu
English : Just casually telling..comedy..comedy..
Beauties says:
Tamil: nandu chellam..appadiyey oru ponnaiyum paarunga!!!
English : nandu, my love....during this trip itself, see a girl for you for marriage!!!
Sangam says:
true. But sangam has a concern over nandu, bcoz of our sangam thalaivar(sangam head)..here you see
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RNGyNAMLo8o
Beauties says:
Tamil : india vanthaa, romba nallaaa peisa theriyanum..carefullaa irrukanum
English : in india, it is important to speak very well...and be careful
Sangam says:
Tamil : theriyumla... nandukku , peisa......solli_kudu_kanumaaaaa... ikkada choodu kannu...sangam capability!!!!...
English : He knows..he knows..he knows....his nose. For nandu, do u think we have to teach him how to speak in india? Just watch out here...sangam capability
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kd-oSNCTUho

SAME BLOOD in ears.....NEXTuuu...RESTuuuu....so naama next meet pannuvoom
English: we will meet next...

Message from Kiran....
Kiran says:
nandu...Look what our mountain priest starts with...another purpose in your visit exposed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aZsHRLlsWE

Recollect all our memories of .....our style of game...passion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pApxVEXN5_Q

wanna more....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBO6JqYchfM