Karan Vs Koran Vs Kiran ... An ENCOUNTER

A north indian youth, Hindi Movie Fan, always so excited, gets into a conversation with old man who is Muslim Priest ( Sheikh ). So...whaatz the programme? ... here we go


Youth:
Do you like Koffee with Koran?

Sheikh:
I like coffee only after koran.

Youth:
what is life without the messages from Koran.

Sheikh:
yes!!! koran messages can never be missed.

Youth:
I dont miss Star tv. Wah!! wonderful presentations from koran

Sheikh:
I dont miss any channels that tell about koran.

Youth:
I dont know how many times, but many times i keep watching.

Sheikh:
i watch it atleast 5 times a day.

Youth:
I came to know about koran, when i was 16 years old. when did you came to know about koran?

Sheikh:
I know about it from childhood itself.

Youth:
Always family subject, and very useful to take care of my family.

Sheikh:
yeah!! it tells a lot about morals in life. good for taking care of my family also.

Youth:
No wonderful fight sequences. So at times, boring.

Sheikh:
whether boring or not, there shouldn't be any encouragement for fighting, so it is wonderful for me.

Youth:
Subjects are Always with big shots only. good to watch.

Sheikh:
Though big shots happen....., basically it doesn't emphasize on misleading a man.


Youth:
When released in major places, huge crowd comes

Sheikh:
That too, in mecca, very huge crowd comes to listen and worship using it.




Youth:
Should hav understood the story and spirit of Black [ the movie ] and followed it and took it?


Sheikh:
Our women, understand the spirit of Black and always prefer it, follow it.


Youth:
that too when rani mukherjee, kajol comes with Sharukh Khan, superb yaaa!!! kuch kuch hota hai

Sheikh:
whaaat!!!! who is rani mukherjee and where koran tells about it?



Youth:
havent you seen kuch kuch hota hai movie, and kareena kapoor in Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham?

Sheikh:
are you talking about koran or something else?



Youth:
what yaar, right from the beginning i am talking about koran and movies like "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" by koran, Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham" by Koran, Star TV Koffee with Koran. whom are you talking about?

Sheikh:
Koran, Sacred book, used for worship.


Youth { understands that situation has turned worse }:
is it soooo? Anyway all subjects, messages,information for good.
Hum Aaapke Hain Kaun???
ESCAPEEEE.

[thinking in mind..why the old man thought about koran when i am telling about Koran Johar? ]

The youth didnt knew it was karan johar, whom he was talking about. WIthin couple of minutes, suddenly...heart broken youth Comes back with fire..... I mean he was like a man on fire.
Youth:
Can you tell me what is the address of Osama Bin Laden? Tell me..Tell me...Telllllllll
Sheikh:
ESCAPEEEEEEEEE















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2007: Close To My Heart

Wah!!!!! WoW!!!! This collection of musical treat will remind L.K.G. , High School , College Days.

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Beautiful women smiling and winning titles. Professor points towards the youth and as per his instruction, policeman lathi charges the youth who were affectionate towards those beautiful women. Tear gas used by policeman makes the very strong American Hero like guys to faint.





















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Friday Special .. Airtel Super Swinger - oru chella wife thei_dal ( a sensational search for cute wife )

Weekend Special!!! Exclusive ( For the convenience of audiences, the version of content is published in EnglishTamil, English, Tamil )





1)
English:
r u capable of throwing your kitchen vessels and hitting the target which is at long distance.
English-Tamil:
Neengal distancela erukkum target mey_la, paathirum pandam veesupavaraaa.?
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2)
English:
When asked about cooking?????, are you a person who tells that I didnt study that technology course?
English-Tamil:
cooking enru chonnaal, appadiyaa, antha technology course padikavillai enru chollu_bhavaraa?
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3)
English:
when into any discussion, are you a person who keeps AK 47 with you?
English-Tamil:
peichu vaarthai enru vanthaal, AK 47 vaichiru bhava_raaa?
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4)
English:
Are you an expert in cooking tasty food? like for example, after marriage in future when you make halwa and your husband tastes it. After that he feels happy to tell you, "in salt, there is shortage of halwa". Also courteously looking at you and might be telling you, "Since i have diabetes, i shouldnt take more salt"!!!
English-Tamil:
Salt la halwa konjam kam_miyaa erukum ala_virku ru_si_yaaga samaika thei_rin_thavaraaa?
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5)
English:
after marriage, just in case, when ur husband calls u as vaadi, poiedi, are you the person who goes to nearby police station and give a complaint on husband and help him get free dharma adi?
English-Tamil:
after marriage, just in case, vaadi, poiedi yenru chonnaal, pakkathi_li_rukum police station la complaint kuduthu, husbandukku, adi thadi, free yaaga vaangi tharu bhavaraaa.
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Disclaimer:
Intention of this show is, not to affect anybody or this show has no relevance to any other programmes telecasted in the T.V. Entertainment channels. First Day....First Show!!!

Onam Special...Jetli and Thangarbachaan..a Pallikudam Conversation

Jetli:
Whatz so special about Pallikudam, ur latest tamil film release?
Thangarbachaan :
Viewers appreciated it as novel experience,wonderful screenplay,nice acting and concept. Everybody felt that it took them back to their school days.

Jetli:
Why viewers call it a Thriller also?
Thangarbachaan :
Bcoz, I acted in the movie. In india , big screens you know.

Jetli:
Why do you go back to your old school?
Thangarbachaan :
[(thinking in mind....)There is nobody in that school, thatz why]
jetli you see, bcoz i am a alumni. Why do you go back to your old school?

Jetli:
I go back to school for personal reasons such as breaking of benches
You know my movies isnt it?
Thangarbachaan:
yes yes. very peaceful, sentimental stories.

Jetli:
Why do you have so much hair in your head. No time for men's beauty parlour?
Thangarbachaan:
Why do you have so much real estate in your head, and in the middle only a small thread like hair.?

Jetli:
It is a prestige issue for me.Something is better than nothing. thatz why.
Thangarbachaan:
It is a prestige issue for me. They are doing some research with my hair.
((Thinking in mind)who will pay the debt to parlour?)


Jetli:
Just now i saw a flash news, Sanjay Dutt released for some time. Wah!!! He appears smart with his hair neatly trimmed.
Thangarbachan:
Just for hair trimming reasons and all, do you expect me to go to jail?. No chance.

Jetli:
You appear like Navjot Singh Sidhu. Are you his fan?
Thangarbachaan:
I like chaya singh, gracy singh, punjabi dhaba singh. But not navjot singh. I dont like his sidhuism. see this sidhuism quote...is so crazy and terrifying:
"Experience is like a comb that gives you life when you are bald."

Jetli:
yes yes. very terrifying and scary.
Thangarbachaan:
Understood!!! hmmm thats better. keep up the good work.

Jetli:
Did you know that King Kong movie is about you?
Thangarbachaan :
How do you say that.

Jetli:
King Kong movie- Lots of bananas , a triangular love story and it is everything about you.
Thangarbachaan:
oh!! is it??? hmmmm. Did you know that "Dunkston Checks In" movie, a block buster hit, is about you?

Jetli:
How???? How????
Thangarbachaan:
Why so many how....Dont scare me with your butler english.
In "Dunkston checks in", Lots of icecreams, and only flying, jumping, no walking. Everything is about you.
Why do you always jump from trees to trees in fight sequences.

Jetli:
[(Thinking in mind..)If i come down, many producers will ask me to settle the debts]
bcoz i like tender coconuts. Gods must be crazy.
Thangarbachaaan:
yeah!!! Gods must be crazy.

Jetli:
SAME BLOOD????
Thangarbachaan:
Paasakaara man daa nee. SAME BLOOD!!! hmmm.

In india , Onam is going to be celebrated in Kerala state in gr8 fashion. Why dont you come here?

Jetli:
whatz special ?
Thangarbachaan:
Banana chips, banana sweet, banana payasam. why dont you visit here for a recipe - onum.
I already started.











Jetli:
well..well...thinking of the.... india climate...
Thangarbachaan:
stop!!! dont worry about money. I will take care. you come here first. we will eat well. Boat riding is wonderful here. So after eating well, we will do social service in india (
part time job ) by riding the boats.
where are you now?
Jetli:
you are my best friend.I am in the eastern part of kerala.
Thangarbachaan:
yeah!! a world bank customer i am. I am in the western part of kerala. Ok we will meet at Ernakulam.

India vs Pakistan Cricket...Tense Moments

Too much serious stuff. A funny video...getting circulated recent times. Thought would entertain you. See What Happens. Take a break.!!!! Relax and enjoy...

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Going to UK..immediate requirement

Day 1 : an emotional start
I am goin to U.K. immediate req. sorry didnt tell you during the past days. I will not be able to communicate for a while. mobile with number of mine will not be in my hands.Will surely meet you all, during some period of the year.

Day 3: a sensational adi thadi for me
abt journey...was tiresome. limited Wi-Fi Access during the changeovers at the terminals and few browsing center options around terminals. as you know about this, thatz the reason i thought and told that i will not be able to communicate. immediate req was suitcase samsonite brand for my friend. so reached UK ( Ukkadam) and then townhall. tomorrow is holiday(second saturday) goin to U.S. ( Ulavar Shanthai ) , RS Puram. req is vegetable.

Day 3 (Evening) : Climax...my climax...my friends know this live.

From my beloved members of my blog, huge reaction, I started running & eventually fell into the hands of ..........

like the man in the video...pola over-acting panna mudiyaaadhunga..naaan avan illai.

but...I got wonderful beatings...eppathaaan lightaa valikka aarambikkudhunga.

Then, latest happenings, Celebrating UK matter Golder Jubilee....

UK Matter..Celebrating..Dhoom 3

Celebrating 60 years of Indian Independence.....
There was awe-inspiring response for UK Matter from the Worldwide Beloved members of my blog. I thank the sponsors Gmail for providing support in publishing UK Matter through Gmail and receiving responses through them.

Here are those snapshots of Dhoom 3.....
Pratheep :
Daiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
M**********, I will get you when I come to CBE.....

Reju :
did the stone what i threw from my city hit u?????

Abirami :
tall liar...even then i will kill you

Nandu

[ nandu was in france, you can reach his profile through my orkut friends list. He will appear like hero of Die Hard 4 ]:
I am coming...coming...coming to India soon.

[UK Matter, takes pride in making provision for nandu to take a break from his office and meet his parents in India.Actually for his switzerland new job visa procedure, he made a visit to India this august, and along with that settled some friendly exchanges for UK Matter personally with
me, his friend ].

Thirumalai :
Remained Silent. Personally called me a day. I understood. he has released Jadhaani, suspect in Deepavali Oosi Vedi case. He said, Jadhaaani will meet me soon for round table conference.

Kaaliyur Narayanan
[ Famous Astrologer usually presenting his astrology programme in Jaya T.V. morning Time ] :
Ah Dhanda_nakkaa Dhandanakkaa ( Musical instrument sound)
Madurai appu
vaika poerein Ahppu
Ah Dhanda_nakkaa Dhanda_nakkaa ( Musical instrument sound)
Before jadhaani, personally meets u. Wear a ring in your sixth finger in right hand, else tring tring from Jadhaani will come.

[Seems film actor T.Rajendran is his friend. But where can i go for my sixth finger. Oh!! Oh!! five fingers of mine and he is referring sixth finger as Jadhani and put ring in his hand to escape. ]

Editorial Section:
Message from Editor-Dubakoor.com in sachin tendulkar soft voice tone:
Dont bring any aruvaaa( spear ) with you. Aayutha pooja is comin up, so weapons should be kept for worship.
You see, Sanjay Dutt, for religious unity, unusally he decided to celebrate Deepavali and purchased a AK 47. Now he is an accused and under custody.
some small kids would have played with you telling UK matter. Leave them free, they are followers of Abdul Kalaam, with vision 2020 and Indian Penal Code 420.

Vote Of Thanks...
Welcome To...


Climax...
I know him

"A person may make u realise how wonderful the world is, but it's a friend...who makes u realise how wonderful u r in the world "

Nandu and Raghu...brilliant comeback

Heroes!!!!
A brilliant comeback from Nandu and Raghu..like ganguly into Indian Cricket.
Nandu into Switzerland...Raghu into Portugal. Both gaining very good official career positions in Europe.

Both of them are interested in Indian Music and have their additional part-time job in Europe related to that. Being a wellwisher for them, its my duty to share few thoughts (advice) with them. So a visit to Europe, to be one among them.

Do you know who i am??? Here is my introduction. I know playing Thavil ( Musical Instrument ) to an extent. Here you can see:
Europe - Comedy Track 1
http://soapbox.msn.com/video.aspx?vid=7098fbe3-fc0b-4499-9c5f-30bddebae138

Though our hero ( nandu/raghu) busy with part time job, unusually they are leaving me and left for part time job business one fine day. You can see here....
Europe - Comedy Track 2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w9qt6q0SNyA

Life in europe????? And now its time for me to tell them whatz the advice/suggestion..the lyrics of this song will tell. here you will see...hahahah
Europe - Comedy Track 3
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ASG1rC9VR7E

Hey Nandu and Raghu!!!!!
My Best Wishes to you !!!!
You both are brilliant comeback guys
And don't forget my advice.......

Friendship between Kiran and Nandu

Friendship in 2004 :

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Friendship in 2007 :

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Couples On Vacation.....

While packing things up to my daily office schedule, i just happened to watch two songs in Sun Music. Those songs really suits on what i wanted to convey to couples on vacation.

Hey!!!! lovely and wonderful couples!!!!!, I wish you a very happy and wonderful vacation.

I dedicate this wonderful song to you, watch and enjoy.
Simple Rule:
Be always together with your spouse throughout the journey.

The hero missed this rule, see how he looks due to that,travelling hurriedly to Bangalore in his bike, as he missed out train/car with which journey started. The source city may be chennai/coimbatore/bangalore/ or any city you couples are mapped to. The interesting part of this is, actually at the end of this song actress bhavana forgot who is Jayam Ravi itself. This applies to male/female whomsoever in bhavana situation.



Then what....for the following to happen, it takes a looooong time....listen to first line in the following song link..and think for yourself, is the person told about in the first line of song is going to be the same spouse you wedded ???????? or narrow escape from Spouse :-) ..celebrating Independence Day freed from spouse..freedom from spouse :-)

Deepavali dhol baje

So once again i say:
Simple Rule:
Be always together with your spouse throughout the journey.

Have fun and enjooooooy.

"A person may make u realise how wonderful the world is, but it's a friend...who makes u realise how wonderful u r in the world "

"Without your involvement you cannot Succeed,
With your involvement you cannot Fail......"